No Way

I park my car in Petreo Hill because there is no permit to park there, then I just ride my bike to and from my car when I need it. I was riding my bike back to my house today with a bag filled with crap, just riding along, when some big buff dude on a mountain bike rode up next to me and gave me a dirty look. I gave a friendly biker smile and dude starts trying to race me into downtown. Are you serious I ask myself. If you know me well enough then you know I can get a little out of control and reckless when biking and there is no way I will let someone pass me, especially on a mountain bike, that just ain't going to happen. So I rode slowly for a couple blocks to amuse him and I even let him get in front of me for a block because he was putting in so much effort(he had clip-ins so he had a shot). Then I decided that was enough and passed him at Howard, then looked back at Mission an dude was pounding on his handle bars and swearing. So the moral is, if your on a mountain bike, don't try to show me up on the street, that just wont happen. I'm kind of a snob. Especially on my Bob